so explain again why im purple
no
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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