Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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