People in love make me want to vomit
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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