Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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