I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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