He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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