i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A+ Viking dick
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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