problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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