She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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