He uses pillows to masturbate.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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