I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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