I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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