my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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