SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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