If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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