Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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