I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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