All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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