she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Even my vagina gasped.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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