they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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