3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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