i permit you to call me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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