and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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