I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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