Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Help. Why am I so naked?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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