I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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