i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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