yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
