It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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