Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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