physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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