You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
