So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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