so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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