when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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