im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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