All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
should my penis look like a turkey
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're a waste of cheezeits
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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