love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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