I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
