i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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