no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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