How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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