I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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