Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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