I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This is classic penis vs brain.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
