that's an acceptable place to lick
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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