I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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