i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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