Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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