....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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